12.14.08

day = "Sunday";

self.procrastinate();

self.cleanHouse = function(){

  while (self.status != "bored"){

     self.clean();

     self.status = "bored";

  }

}

self.shop = function(Fry's){

  self.drive();

  count = 1;

  while (gift != "found"){

     self.wanderAisles("aimlessly");

     if (count <  180 ){

     count++;

     }

     else(){

        gift = "found";

     }

}

self.status = "Old and gray";

self.shop = function("New Asia Market"){

  self.buy("meat");

  self.buy("potstickers");

  self.buy("takuwan");

  self.buy("soba");

  self.buy("soba sauce");

  self.buy("fish balls");

  self.regret("fish balls");

}

self.goHome();

self.cook = function ("dinner"){

  dinner = "hotpot";

  self.watch("The Thief Lord");

  self.regretWatching("The Thief Lord");

}

self.cleanHouse = function(){

  while (self.status != "bored"){

     self.clean();

     self.status = "bored";

  }

}

self.makeList("To dos");

self.procrastinate();

self.gotoSleep();

12.13.08

day = "Saturday";

self.relax("Far Cry 2");
self.goLibrary = function(){
self.drive();
self.checkout("O Brother Where Art Thou");
self.checkout("Ronin");
self.checkout("Other shit I'd already seen before");
}
self.goWork = function() {
self.drive();
while(time < 10>){
self.doWork(multimedia, video editing);
self.procrastinate();
time.increaseHour();
self.skipDinner();
self.drink(tea);
self.onBladderFull = function(){
this.gotoAndPlay("pee");
}
}
self.gotoParty = function(Stephen's Ugly Christmas Sweater Party) {
self.wear("Gay Turtleneck")
self.drive();
self.pickUp("Ben");
ben.knowsEverybody = true;
self.meetPeople("David Marquez, Sarah");
while (time < 2, ben = notTired){
self.chatUpGirls = helpless;
ben.chatUpEverybody = true;
}
}
self.dropOff("Ben");
self.goHome();
self.read("The Dark Ascent");
self.passOut();

12.12.08

day = "Friday";

self.goWork = function() {

  self.drive();

  self.stop(traffic);

  self.emotion = frustrated;

  while(time < 7)

    self.doWork(multimedia, video editing);

    time.increaseHour();

  self.eatLunch();

  self.drink(tea);

  self.onBladderFull = function(){

    this.gotoAndPlay("pee");

  }

  while(time > 1;time <>

    self.doWork(multimedia, video editing);

    time.increaseHour();

  }

}

self.goHome = function(){

  self.drive();

}

self.goOut = function(emilysParty){

  ben.pickUp();

  while(atParty){

    ben.drink(lotsOfAlcohol);

    self.haveFun = true;

    ben.crazyDrunk = true;

    alex.mildlyDrunk = true;

    party.awesome = true;

    friends.gotNaked = false;

  }

  ben.dropOff = false;

  self.drive(bensCar);

}

var dudes = new Array(self, ben, alex);

dudes.watchDVD(Frighteners);

dudes.status = "exhausted";

dudes.cuddle = false;

ben.goHome = function(){

  frighteners.finish();

  time=5;

  ben.wasted = false;

  ben.driveHome;

}

self.passOut();

12.9.08

day = "Tuesday";

goWork = function() {

  self.drive();

  self.callClient(pissed off);  

  self.eatLunch();

  self.produceMedia();

  self.leave();

}

goOut = function (triviaNight){

  var LeewardSide = team.roundOne;

  self.location = "Flying Saucer patio";

  self.state = "fucking cold";

  LeewardSide = "WIN";

  trace("In your face");

  self.location = "Flying Saucer inside";

  weather = hail;

  var SloppySeconds = team.roundTwo;

  weather = snow;

  trace("Holy shit, snow in Austin");

  SloppySeconds.self.answer(What pseudonym was used by mystery writers Dannay and Lee   and was also the name of the detective) = "Ellery Queen";

  SloppySeconds.ben.answer(In Usher's song "Love in the Club", who sang the lyrics 'you ever made love with a thug in the club') = "Young Jeezy";

  SloppySeconds.overwriteAnswer(In Usher's song "Love in the Club", who sang the lyrics 'you ever made love with a thug in the club') = "50 Cent";

  answer(In Usher's song "Love in the Club", who sang the lyrics 'you ever made love with a thug in the club') = "Young Jeezy";

  ben.emotion = "sad";

  SloppySeconds.feelings = "stupid";

  SloppySeconds.andrew.answer(Which actress in 1979 divorced her husband and married Steve McQueen) = "Alie McGraw";

  SloppySeconds = "3rd place";

  winnings = "$65";

  comments = "booyah, bitches!";

}

goHome = function(){

  self.drive();

  self.getMail();

}

goBed = function(){

  self.brushTeeth();

  self.sleep();

}

  

  

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